If there is one thing that will end up in the history books of video games for this year, it’s the fact that this was the year that Duke Nukem Forever was finally released. Yes, after over a decade of waiting, we finally got to see the glorious return of Duke in June of this year. People preordered it, were all in suspense and in anticipation for it, and when it finally came out there seemed to be a universal opinion of it:
It sucked.
Well, sucked is putting it very harshly. It certainly wasn’t going to live up to eleven years of anticipation, but nothing would have. It probably only ended up with a couple of years of actually development time at most, and it had passed hands so often that it was going to end up with too many cooks spoiling the broth, so to speak.
I ended up buying it during the Steam sale, as it had dropped to half price by then. I actually finished it a few weeks after buying it, and honestly, it’s not as bad as people say. Sure, you can literally slice the game in sections and see the development cycle of it, but it is still a very fun game to play. Duke’s character is still as funny as it ever was, and the lack of a good story makes it more about shooting aliens in the face than it is about morality and all that jazz.
It’s not anywhere near a game of the year contender, but it’s worth picking up. Any fans of either classic FPS’ or of hilariously misogynistic* quotes will get their money’s worth out of the game.
*Note that I do not condone misogyny in real life, but as long as it’s in good humor or an inside joke between people, then it’s fine. Just don’t go up to a stranger on the street and ask her to make you a sandwich.
